That My beloved oldest child finally made her entrance into the world.
Being a Sagittarian, she was for drama from the get-go and got stuck part of the way out. Turned out she was wrapped in her cord and couldn’t quite manage to get down. A frenzied struggle ensued with both myself and the [...]

Warning: this post is likely to have Too Much Information (TMI) regarding the personal life of myself and Tattooed Dad. If you have a delicate constitution you may want to turn away and go read something else.
I’ve known Tattooed Dad since he was barely Tattooed and not a dad. Which is to say [...]

I fucking hate that everything can be put in terms of money.
How well our relationship is doing: money (spending, earning, time, etc)
How well our house runs (did the rent come in, are the bills paid on time, who spent what on which items)
What we can give (or not) for the holidays/birthdays/the-most-overwhelming-consumer- time-of-the year.
Whether or not [...]